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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

JetBlue Talked To American And Delta—But United Made The Offer It Couldn’t Refuse - Live and Let's Fly

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

F1's Canadian GP will clash with the Indy 500 every five years - Motorsport.com

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Wright State stuns No. 1 Vanderbilt with historic upset in baseball regionals - Yahoo Sports

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Trump orders investigation into Biden's actions as president, ratcheting up targeting of predecessor - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

4 ways women are physically stronger than men - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Most Complete Stegosaur Skull Found in Spain Just Changed Everything We Thought About Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Chevy’s C8 Corvette ZR1 Supercar Is Even Faster Than It Expected - Robb Report

Just Forget it!

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily