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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:52

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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